Allan, one province of the delectable Kingdom of the realNaranja is famous for its ‘vlaai’, a flat cake in the form of a pizza with sweet toppings like apricot, cherries, whipped cream, apple crumble etc.

Typical Limburg vlaais

In Limburg everybody is very proud of this pastry. So two bakery academies assigned a team of pupils with the task to bake a record ‘vlaai’. I am sure it will fit your criteria perfectly.

Record vlaai, manufactured by Arcus College and Gilde bakers, Limburg, the Netherlands

It is 5.1 meters wide and weighs 400 kg. The topping is apricot. Must be enough to completely overwhelm the BC-in-C. You could even wrap him into it and listen to the noises inside, or draw the maps of Trumpworld on it and give him a pointer and a few military vehicles to play war on it. An absolutely killing treat.

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