And the winner is…….(distant drum roll coming closer, misteriously changing into the sound of a gorilla thumping his chest)…..?

…..me…I….Donald Jockstrap Schmuck the Great.*

*Who else could be the biggest liar of all time? Who is the only eligible Pinocchio Primus by any criterium?

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