Brilliant as always, Allan.

To help the Secret Service (and you), I am delighted to add the following body doubles:

  1. During his visits to Norway and Iceland, where trolls are living side-to-side with the population, this would be the best model:

2. If we will be struck with the terrible fate of a visit of Dotard Drumpf, the former coach of respectively the Dutch Soccer team, AFC Ajax and Manchester United, Louis van Gaal, will be the ideal stand-in during speeches:

3. Whenever Stone Face T visits cathedrals or graveyards in Western Europe, the SS can easily use a copy of this 700 year old stone face:

Your true and faithful assistant.

Friend of life and beauty and foe of spoilers of life and beauty. Golden marriage. Grandfather. Pianist and micro poet. Dutch, European.

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