Dear Allan, do you want to prevent me from reading your e-book? Is it that bad? Every time I want to start reading it, you throw up another marvellous hilarious UHQS* piece. At this rate of creativity I will not read the book until the 6 hour flight to New York for the Grand Impeachment Party.
Whatever, keep up the good work. The day will come you will win the UHQS-award, commonly known as the Bullshit.
*UHQS: Ultra High Quality Satire