Over here in the cute smallish narco state on the shores of the North Plastic Soup, we would, come what may, sincerely and severely advise NOT to incarcerate your present prez on an island, however isolated it may seem. Napoleon escaped from Elba and the Birdman escaped from Alcatraz. Many islands will soon submerge in the ocean, are struck incessantly by hurricanes, or still very radio-active after the nuclear experiments of a few evil states. Now you will think: what the heck, these disasters are all of his making or he doesn’t care, good riddance! That is very uncivil of you. I am sure you are not supporting the death penalty, or any other criminal treatment of human beings. He may be an alien from some Orange planet, but he is a living being after all, with needs and underwear. On top of that, don’t we all look forward to his autobiography?! Give him the chance to twit it. A cell phone with a short memory and ten years to twit it is all he needs. Let him live to do it.