Hey Steve,

1. began with fifty claps but subtracted one clap every time the ugly words Lindell or mypillow appeared in your as always fun story. You would guess this is the #1 era for pillow sellers, because half of the US population finally can sleep untraumatized. So every pillowist not making huge profits is a sad sucker.

2. How come this idiot is still welcome in the vicinity of the White House? (#4 and 5 of Lindells dayly wanderings). Is it part of the unite-all policy to invite fanatics, extremists and enablers of fanatics and extremists?