Interestingly -to myself at least- I considered:
Poor? Vote for someone who is filthy rich.
No money for pills? Shoot yourself or the one you voted for.
But I skipped them. Suggestion of shooting yourself is illogical. Pills are cheaper than guns. The suggestion of shooting anyone else — even in a satirical context- is illogical too. At least in the tiny little Kingdom of the Oranges. Shooting in the Huge Tyranny of the Dandelioncoloureds seems more accepted.
I didn’t like the bitterness and the hyperbolic trend in all this.
I prefer to swap your idea of
Past salad days? Compost yourself!
Past salad days? Come, post, yourself!