Over here in the tiny but cute Kingdom of the realOranges we have a problem: one of the cubs of the Hippopotus has been parachuted in the Embassy of the USA some time ago. It caused a small eartquake (0,0001 on the scale of Richter) with hardly any collateral damage (Reuters reported about a thin crack in the façade of the building). The cub was named Pete, as far as we know. It has some fans on the extreme right wing of the political spectrum. They recently used him as a mascotte during an illegal fund raising party at the embassy. Never seen a happier hippo. He hasn’t been heard lately, ever since the Last Dance of Hippopotus went on stage.

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