How about Dork, Dingbat and Douchebag, in stead of the three Dicks?

Over here in the little, yeah, we read the list of lies of Dingbat The Third in the NYT.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html

After that we read this post, Allan. This time you win only second place. The list of lies is by far the most absurd, mindblowing, fearsome evidence of the monumental stupidity and cruelty of the Tangerine Mammut and his band on monsters ever.

You made me laugh again, but the rage beneath that laugh is increasing.