I agree. In the end nobody will profit but the bankers, Putin and the members of the Drumphasty.

Just like you have first and second nations, there are first and second witters, I suddenly realized thanks to you, Tim. Allan is a superb first witter and I was, am and will be forever be second witter, also known as rebound, mirror or platform witter. Let’s invent a neologism for writing satire as a first witter: to fwit-fwut-fwut. As in ‘The famous fwitter A.I. fwut ‘In London Melania Drumpf took refuge in the Embassy of the tiniest little Kingdom of the Oranges after her husband tried to catch her hand behind his back again’’. As a second witter: to swit-swut-swut. As in ‘it takes a lot of sweat to swit sweet about the formerly Huge Kingdom of the Brexshit, but switter J.C.C. managed to swut without swearing: ‘Melania’s request was refused because American refugees are not (yet) accepted in the Schengen area. May may nevertheless let her brenter, moved by Melania’s mayday.’ This leaves us with the question: when is satire nonsense and when is nonsense satire? We need an expert in satireology to answer that.

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