I feel sooo sorry for Melania, forcibly glued to the smallest, and recently most bruised hand in the universe, I wrote her a Lamento. For the inspiration just google Frank Sinatra. It was one of his greatest hits.

Night nor day (Lamento for Melania)

Night nor day, you are the one

Stay away beneath the moon and under the sun

Don’t come near to me, go far

I’ve not forgotten what you are

Hands off off me, day and night

Night and day, why is it so

That your grabbing follows me wherever I go ?

In the New York traffic’s boom

In the silence of our sleeping room

I fear for you, day and night

Night and day, under the hide of me

There’s an oh, such fearful yearning burnin’ inside of me

And its horror won’t be through

Till I know I will be freed from you

Day and night, night and day

[Instrumental, sound of phone keys and grunting pigs]

Night nor day, you were the one

Stay away beneath the moon or under the sun

Don’t come near to me, go far

I’ve not forgotten what you are

Hands off off me, day and night

Night and day, why is it so

That your. grabbing follows me wherever I go ?

When we’re leaving Air force one

Just before the eyes of everyone

You grope at me, day and night

Night and day, under the hide of me

There’s an itching twitching witching feeling inside of me

And its horror won’t be through

Till I know I will be freed from you

Day and night, night and day