I myself gave an angel her wings and pondered a while about the novum of ‘assholery’ being a verb (to assholery, I assholery, we assholery, they assholeried, to assholery or not to assholery that is the question) leading me to an image of a huge, leaking black hole that was assholering, while whistlering an unknown children’s song loopholering around its axis. In other words, please be true, in other words, have no clue.

You led me into nonsense, Steve, because we need a new language to describe the absurd, uncanny fakery of the Bullshitter-Creep-in-Mischief. Woke up from a nightmar only to enter a nightmary.