If I understood you well, Allan, Republicans just have to follow the Great Example of their one and only Bulshitting-Creep Commander in Chief:
Major Windbag Poised To Meet Massive Windstorm
In show of bravado, President Trump says he’ll confront Hurricane Irma as she makes landfall near his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida
So Major Windbag and his undercreeps will heroïcally meet Irma and grab her in style by the pussy. If José landfalls somewhere in the South, they will grab him by his weener.*
*I am aware of your prudeness, dear American friends, but I thought it is better to be honest, transparent and clear. I do in no way want to offend anybody, but if so, it is for a good cause.