I’m heartbroken too. And mad. I will miss a score of funny articles by you and I lost the reason for finishing a song I only just began to compose. Here is what I have, the rest could have been history. But before I present this unfinished aria (from the Dramatic Opera Scara Mucci Para Fucci) I have to thank you for this video with the odd couple. It made me laugh in the dark. No, don’t be afraid this will cause another divorce, my wife is somewhere else on our home planet. I can laugh freely in the night. The explanation of the name of Reince Priebus also made me laugh loud and long. Thank you, Steve.

This is the unfinished Scaramucci Aria (I looked it up in the Anthology of Italian Names, it means ‘scares much’), it can be sung on the melody of Lover man, so heartbreakingly sang by Billy Holiday, who should immediately be forgotten in this context, because she doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the company of drama queen S.

LEAKER MAN (interrupted by fate, aka the third general)

(From the unfinished Sing Drama ‘Scara Mucci Para Fucci’, first and only act. The singer, in Darth Vader costume, enters the stage, begins to sing, but leaves the stage before the aria is completed. )

I don’t know why I behave like a rat

I love to be just a newsfaking prat

But I do detest leaking

A leak leaves me freaking

Tyranny, oh, where can you be?

I long to fuck all reporters so bad

I long to have something I never had

Power for the taking

Have people shaking

Tyranny, oh, where can you be?

The night is cold and I’m so alone

Lost my soul put my morals on loan

Just one above me

Why should they love me

I crave to be on my own

I’ve heard it said

That the thrill of dictatorship

Can be like a heavenly dream

I go to bed with a prayer of allmight

Oh, Satan, please let it be

Strange as it seems

Someday I will be Potus

And you all will be in tears

You will be punished

Don’t be astonished

You saw it coming for y……

(After Scaravader left the stage, we hear dramatic but muffled cries from behind the shrubbery)

Friend of life and beauty and foe of spoilers of life and beauty. Golden marriage. Grandfather. Pianist and micro poet. Dutch, European.

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