It strikes me as odd ánd hard to believe those guys (Fortemano and his twin brother) have even more than a micronano musical or poetical talent in their DNA. They will never master any musical instrument. Not even the gazoo. For that reason I would swap point #1 for ‘Obligatory crash course Humanistic Ethics for dummies’. Some simple principles: thou shalt not steal; thou shalt not lie; thou shalt take personal responsibility for one’s deeds; thou shalt read the comprehensive satirical works of S. Rouach Doctor Honoris Causa; thou shalt look into the mirror twice a day and laugh about the ugly face you see.