Love this! Not only that it could be true, that it reveals the atavistic predatory world of capitalism, that it shows how PR people have no idea about the things they sell — the wine we drink now is at least one year old- but the brilliance of the image you came up with. This sticker! Far out!

I have one humble request: please find a bottle label of this wine for me and keep it till I come over for the Impeachment Party. Do not bother to buy the wine, I am sure the name will spoil the taste right through the glass.