Mmmm, an Enema Award? An award in the form of intestine cleaning? Or what? Via his mouth? His brain via his ears? (Also known as a brain drain — in this case a vacuum cleaner.)

How about:

  • An Enigma Award (because this level of egotistic narcissism is incomprehensible in the light of evolution theory, as it will lead to mass extinction),
  • An Echolalia Award (for redundancy in parroting);
  • The Eddy Award — known in the Middle East as the Dancing Derwish Award (for never ending revolting prevarication)?

Friend of life and beauty and foe of spoilers of life and beauty. Golden marriage. Grandfather. Pianist and micro poet. Dutch, European.

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