My wife was on holiday in Cloacia in 1965, visited the astonishing city of Splitz, long before the Blaccan became a war zone again with the Srbs, the Crtns and the Bsnns killing each other, ruining their cities. She always wanted to go back there, but the uncivil war stood in the way and I am allergic for corruption and ethnic tensions. So we stay here (in Holland, not Michigan) and go to our beaches to clean up the rubble.