Over here in the cute and cool Kingdom of the realOranges we thank you again for the valuable and indisposable information about Adolf Twitler, king of the donut and lord of the chicken wing. Without him our lives would be empty and nauseating. I couldn’t live without the reports about Dipsauce #1. True, we can always switch to the news about the bunch of incompetent buggers that bestowed the Brexit on their constituents, but Adolf T beats them. Easily.

We hope you will inform us soon about the 12 useless things he bought during Black Friday. A day he will quickly have changed to Orange Bribeday, sources close to the White House that do not want to be disclosed told us.

Friend of life and beauty and foe of spoilers of life and beauty. Golden marriage. Grandfather. Pianist and micro poet. Dutch, European.

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