Over here in the medium big republic of the Cookie* people are a bit annoyed you left Paris so soon, Allan, showing the usual behavior of the American flea, jumping all over our continent. Tout le monde est en terrasse ici, pardon my French, looking around in hope to meet this charming bespectacled guy. I have to tell them you went back to les Anglais and soon to ‘ze ozzer sajde of ze ozeon.’ An unidentifiable group of old men playing ‘jeu de boules’ in the shadow of flourishing chestnut trees told me the French are making plans to retrieve the Statue of Liberty and replace it with a giant licking his butt plug — courtesy Steven Rouach- . I mourn with them, humming ‘he loved Paris’. I hope you will get back through the craziest border control of the world with your MacBook. A bientôt.

*macaron: delicious cookie originating in France

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