Over here in the much less prude Kingdom of the realOranges long queues of women have formed in front of all iCenters in happy expectancy of the Boner Blaster, Allan Ishac. The Prick Bit is available in a lot of pop up shops, already called Derection Central, Harper Thorpe. We can be sure the derection tools will be among the bestsellers of this Xmas. Yes we, the Dutch, are early adopters.

(Update: after news spread that the tool doesn’t blast the whole dangling apparel but only deflates it for a while, the queues decreased markedly.)

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