Over here in the once greatest Republic turned little Kingdom of the realOranges, drowning in Chinese tourists and water, we are a bit sad our Premier has declined the invitation to sign this perfect letter. I apologize. He was busy reassembling his cabinet*.
So let me assure you, we endorse this letter. There are about 6 friends of Trump over here. The ignoramus Pete Hoekstra, your ambassador, and 5 nazi idiots belonging to the extreme right movement.
*Our cabinet, yesterday. Denim rules the world. Thank you, America!
Aren’t they a wonderful bunch of lovely people?