Over here in the peaceful tiny and cute, but not completely fool free Constitutional Monarchy also being a parliamentary democracy, founded in 1581*, we do not know who this Melissa is. After reading your revealing description, we think ‘who cares’? Why put any more time in a walking bag of vomit in the shape of a vulture from hell?

For that reason I only clapped 20 times, taking 9 seconds off of my precious time budget.

*FYI, in 1581 the Government of the United States of the Netherlands signed the ‘Acte van Verlatinghe’ (The Act of Leaving the Spanish State under Philip II), generally seen as a Declaration of Independence. It took another 67 years of war to actually kick out the Spanish tyrant and his cruel inquisition.