Chris Coolsma
1 min readAug 25, 2018

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Over here in the recently refurbished Kingdom of the realOranges, now World Centre of Production and Distribution of xtc and speed*, we find this the best summary of the monstrosity of your president-fraud-bullshit-bragger for the moment. He will no doubt make things worse, so you’ll have to adjust your eminent summarizing. I look forward to it, as always.

*Recent research resulted in a really revolting report, concluding that Dutch based criminal industry earns € 1.8 billion with production of XTC and speed a year. Making our economy a real criminal economy. 600.000.000 grams of speed and 1.000.000.000 xtc tablets. 80% is exported. We soon expect a tweet by Hypertweety with congratulations. If anyone knows about criminal economy it is him, Dotardius I, the BB in C. As a businessman he sure admires the Dutch art of shadow earning. We became a wealthy nation by robbing our former colonies (where slaves produced directly for the European market, served via Amsterdam) and now we stay wealthy by the organization of a criminal economy. Isn’t that fun?

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Chris Coolsma

Friend of life and beauty and foe of spoilers of life and beauty. Golden marriage. Grandfather. Pianist and micro poet. Dutch, European.