Over here in the smallish Kingdoom under sea level, recently flooded by tons of worthless rubble — made in China — from 280 sea containers that fell of the oversized carrier MSC Zoe, we have more harrassing matters to deal with than that White man in his Madhouse over there, especially since we heard him announce his self-impeachment. Asked whether he had considered declaring self-impeachment, Trump said: “Yes, I have. … We can do it. I haven’t done it. I may do it … You can be sure we can impeach ourselves very quickly.” Because he didn’t tweet this message, but uttered it in a declaration to the fake press, we know it is true. Do I have to explain this? Really? Okay. His tweets are always lies, nonsense or incoherent cofveval threats to do something stupid that immediately after has to be denied by his spokespersons*. But as the BBC-in-C is convinced that the fake press will totally spin his words, he tells ‘em the truth, thinking it will be turned to the opposite.
*Most recent example: “we will withdraw our troops from Syria, because IS has been totally defeated”. One day after hawky-hawky droopstache Bolton has to deny IS has been defeated and declares that US troops will stay until IS has been defeated. Hahahahahahahaha……sorry, I temporarily lost control.