Over here in the sweaty, tropical, drying out lowlands of the Kingdom of the Beauty Queens*, we momentarily have no energy left for the digestion of the heatwaves of foolishness and despair radiating unto us from the other side of the Atlantic Plastic Soup, Allan. Every now and then the refreshing ripple of satire temporarily cools us down. But, man, what a charade of craziness. Thank you for that, Great Fan!

*To understand this, just watch the picture below (aren’t they lovely?), coming straight from HRM PR: