Over here in the Tiny little Kingdom of the White Oranges, we all wish you a happy birthday, Allan. Even if we don’t know you yet. I am sure of that.

As far as I can see — I tuned in late due to the usual time lag and beautiful weather- you forgot the most important present: the birthday cake.

It should be a giant carrot cake with tangerine icing. Inside not Marylin Monroe, waiting to jump out (she only would have done that for Jack) nor a team of gangsters with tommy guns -I know my American classics, but we wish Trumph a long and happy life for the benefit of satire) but 196 Members of Congress, shouting ‘we sue you’).

And because I like the guy sooo much, I reframed the famous Birthday song for him:

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday dear Donnie

Happy birthday to me!

Friend of life and beauty and foe of spoilers of life and beauty. Golden marriage. Grandfather. Pianist and micro poet. Dutch, European.

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