Over here, on one of the other parts of flat earth ( it isn’t only flat, it is a cluster of flat islands, floating in the flat universe), the Trump disease is spreading in happy connection with the hoax that hit him. About one third of the European population will join the Great Jump on 3 January 2021 (the day the fall of Trumptydumpty will finally be accepted). Half of the Jumpers will fall into hell, the other half believe they will ascend to heaven. We hope that gravity will be weak enough to let them go. It is not known yet how flat gravity works.

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