Over here (over where?): yeah, you know, over here, we are doubly impressed by the funny list and the even funnier subject of the list. We always try to come up with some extra items, but you made it pretty hard this time, Allan! Still, here’s

16. A complete makeover of the historical kitchens of the White House into a Dunkin’ Donuttings joint.

And

17. Replacement of the priceless silver and gold cutlery of the White House by plastic replica’s; moving the original cutlery out of sight to Mar-el-Lagoon, to be melted and swapped in the laundering machine of the World Wide Web of Russian billionaires.