Over here, you know, we had to look up ‘Chia’, because we aren’t veggies or sportsmen and thought Giuliani just misspelled ‘China’ (a China Trump being a porcelain bust of the Lame Leader of the Proud Pack) and hoped to prove why the Queen Bee of Spelling has become so vurlebenal lately. The judge didn’t buy it because the bust is ugly, tacky and kitsch. Coming to think of it: the lawyer with the dripping sideburns probably will earn a lot by selling the bust to MAGA adepts. He can double profit by adding a pickaxe or a sledgehammer for BBB adepts who want to therapeutically wreck the wretched thing.

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