There’s only one little flaw in this hilarious report of the ever stranger behavior of the Creep-in-Chief, Steven. I do not believe, and will never admit -even under worse torture than hearing the name and the crimes of this Tangerine misconception- he or his zealot menagerie of undercreeplings ever heard or understood the lyrics of any Beatle song. Since the news broke through that we hear a satanic message when moving the needle back in the last groove of Magical Mystery Tour, no Christian, especially no evangelistic one, would ever even touch that record. Not even after crossing themselves, burning crosses in the dark wearing crazy hoodies, brandishing strings of garlic and visiting the Tower of Power or any other Kitschist Fraudhouse of money laundering reverends.

Might they ever sing ‘I am the Eggman, goo-goo g’joob’, it is because they think it is a ritualistic chant used by Puritan exorcists. Supercreep would never sing it, because he is tone deaf, a Yolkman, and ZELOTUS.

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