This is very un-exciting, to counter-cite Allan Wing. So you came up with a quick and brilliant response to my earlier request for a dull and un-sexy blogticle, Allan. I prefer not to use exclamation marks, but please read one behind every word I write here. Far out.

The announcement of a movie, written by Prez Troll…….I’m impressed by its dullness.

I imagine the list of credits.(Don’t read further, you will be chloroformed.)

Title: Don first.

Story: D.Trump

Scenario: D.Trump

Director: D.Trump

Actors:

D. Trump: D.Trump

The Brother of Trump: Dracula

All members of the entourage: casting by Douchebags unlimited, most of them not mentioned for reason of privacy – they were fired).

Gaffer: D. Trump

Goffer: D. Trump

Guffer: D.Trump

Script girl: fired for being non-male

Assistant to script girl: fired for being non-male

Music: no music (silent movie with undertweets)

Location managers:

-Mar al Lago: D. Trump

-The Golden Trump Penis (N.Y.): D.Trump

Production: D.Trump

Filmed on Blind-a-vision.

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Did you really finish here? I warned you this would become duller and duller.