This makes her the perfect candidate for this (probably primarily blow-) job:

1. With this binocular power she can see Russia from the White House too, very handy for the Putin friends there.
2. She fits perfectly in the intellectual climate in the White House.
3. Tina Fey will come back, making millions happy.
4. She is a gun nut. We will enjoy seeing her with an assault rifle shooting the rats in the House up to the fence. This is a bit risky, because it will be hard to see the difference between the rat pack around the president and the animals. But it is worth a try.
5. It will be interesting to see her version of the White House Christmas adornment. Artificial snow, wandering moose, dead bears, a flashing light show, snow scooter races in the corridors, thrilling!
6. She is a dedicated mother. Or not? The kid president needs a mother to keep him from doing stupid and dangerous things.
7. She knows shit about the world. Just what the sharpie fumbler needs. She will inspire a lot more map doodling. That is good for the satire industry.
8. She can see China in the White House.

Oh, men, could it only be true!