To prove we are locked and loaded too, I offer you all:

Typically Trump (improved=aggravated version)

Awkward adventurer

Bullshitting booby trap

Crotch craving Creep-’n-Crook,

Devious Don

Evil, eccentric

Faux, fake, fascistic

Ghastliest golf player

Hypes hoaxes non-hon

Illiterate Idiot

Jesuit Jack-the-lad

& Kooky kleptocrat

Lies for a lark

Mindblowing maniac

Nuclear nitwit

An overtop oaf,

Papoose Patriarch

Quacks in his quagmire

Rampageous rhetoric

Shiftless shenanigans

Tangled in tweets

Unnerving, ugly

Vulgar and vile

Wipe out this warmonger

Xerox his sheets!

Y zoom in on this zero

Y zap him with zest?

Well, the man is a Nero

And worse than the pest!

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