What a wonderful, lyrical, happily alliterating post, Allan. I can feel how excited you are.
Guess this is why Melania, poor Melania, had a forest — the ‘Christmas Bushes’- planted in the Witch House (which house? The Witch House! The haunted house where the hunted witches are gathering) so she and Dopey Dumbo Don can hide when You The People are coming for them. For that reason I foresay that the Fraud Family will do everything they can to postpone the final ousting to Boxing Day. After that the forest will be cut down and substituted by an Easter Bunny Spring Show with a lot of chicken coops, running bunnies and painted eggs. Not so easy to hide in that pasture. Too bad Hugh Hefner deceased. He would have been the perfect manager of this show.
Have been looking after the ticket prize of a flight to Kennedy Airport. I should begin checking the custom rules for Stroopwafels and Krentenbollen. What is your foot size? I will bring you a pair of orange wooden shoes.