Where I am? In the tiny little Kingdom of the Oranges of course. I didn’t make that up. In the Netherlands, you know, 33.000 square km, partly below sea level, Amsterdam, tulips, wooden shoes, mills, dikes, dykes, 17.000.000 bikes, A bridge too far, marijuana, abortion accepted, as is euthanasia, the constitutional monarchy, with King William Alexander of Orange (and a lot more) and Queen Maxima of Zorreguieta, Anne Frank, Hans Brinkers, Rembrandt, Mondrian, Van Gogh, Cruijff, Ajax, first University in 1456, etc. etc. Never been there?