Wow! A capitalist! Not a Rich one then? You make me curious. Please tell me: (between brackets my figures and facts)

  • Your weight and BMI; (82 kg/24)
  • Your weapons — brand, caliber; (zero, but I fired Uzi, Fal, Mag, .50, 75 mm cannon, 105 mm cannon, mortar, Carl Gustaf anti tank, MLT, Revolver, forgot brand)
  • Your car(s); (Volkswagen Golf 7 TDI full options)
  • Your hous(es), surface and value; mortgage? (2, € 190000)
  • The surface of your plantation (you must have one as a herbalist); (445 sq. meter, pond with 47–76 goldfish)
  • Your favorite hyper capitalists, let me guess….Trumpf? The Koch brothers? (None)
  • Your barber (Tico, Joey, Ralphus, Boss?); (Eric, Margriet, Jildau)
  • The hotel(s) you stayed in while in The Netherlands; (we stayed in Washington Square hotel in NY in 1857);
  • Your bank(s); (ING)
  • # Credit cards; (one)
  • Net debt; (zero)
  • Brand of your favorite cigars; (stopped smoking in 2000, loved Cuban Corona’s);
  • Your alma mater; (Amsterdam and Utrecht University)
  • Knowledge of the works of Karl Marx (‘The Capital’)(after one chapter I decided I would rather read the summary.)

Remember we are in the realm of satire here, Ricardo. Watch out for the wishbone.

Friend of life and beauty and foe of spoilers of life and beauty. Golden marriage. Grandfather. Pianist and micro poet. Dutch, European.

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